a post at the end of july..

Huhuw.. Hari ini kuliah berjalan lancar.. Biarpun gw belon punya bukunya.. Bukunya Rp 198.000,00 bok! Mana ga bisa bayar pake kartu debit di bookstorenya.. emangnya gw ada readycash?? Huh..

Saya dapet pelajaran penting : jangan pernah belajar pas masih ngantuk. Ga ada yang masuk bow… Hiks…

Kuliah mulai jem setengah 8 dan selesai jam 10… Huhuhuhuhu.. Harusnya sih ampe jam setengah 1 tapi katanya labnya ga ada.. Jadi yah begitulah..

Duuuuuh musti diskonek lagi dari internet!! Baru aja konek.. Sebeeelll!!! Gw pengen punya inet dengan line sendiri, ya pokoknya ga mengganggu line utama rumah ini lah! Sebenernya sih di rumah ini ada 2 telpon, tapi telpon yang satu lagi itu handsetnya bener2 ancur, klo orang ngomong ga bakal kedengeran deh. Dan gebleknya, malah telpon utama yang dipasang internet bukannya telpon yang ga meaning banget gara2 inaudible itu. Huh.

Eh tapi ntar di Sg nanti gw ada koneksi sendiri.. Yihiiiiiyy.. Apalagi kampus gw ada wi-finya.. Bahagianya dirikuuuhhhh…

Ngomong2 sg, gw ma nyokap kemaren itu sempet bersitegang gara2 masalah tempat kos. Nyokap gw pengennya apartemen full service, jadi gw serasa kayak masih di rumah. Padahal gw pengen yang bisa nyuci sendiri, nyetrika sendiri, dll. Maksud nyokap gw sih, biar gw bisa konsen belajarnya. Masalahnya, gw ga setuju. Gw pengen gw abroad itu bukan hanya learning in order to earn degree, tapi juga learning to live. Kalo gw terus2an tinggal di tempat full service, kelak pas gw dah lulus dan tinggal di situ (minimal 3 taon, gw kan musti kerja di sono..), gimana bisa gw tinggal sendirian??

Yah, tapi akhirnya gw ikutin kata nyokap aja.. Daripada gw ga dibayarin kos??? Hahahahaha.. Mau jadi tuna wisma? Nginep di kampus aja kali yey.. Sayang SMU ga punya asrama.. Sebaaaaaalll…

Besok kuliah ‘sementara’ gw full bow! Sampe jam 15.50… Mate aja lo! Apa pulang aja ya jam 12 gituuu.. Hahahahahah..

Ngomong2, dah beberapa waktu saya ragu2 nih. Ntar di sono bisa ikutin pelajaran ga ya? Apalagi dengan inggris mereka yang ancur berantakan itu…

Duh. Doain saya ya teman2.

Time to go..

hahaha.. stupid spam!

I can’t believe I really got this one!

read on…

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BILL AND EXCHANGE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
BANK OF AFRICA ( BOA)
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It doesn’t take a genius to know that this is very fake. hahahahahaha.
They picked burkina faso, with the most intricate capital city name.. Hahahaha…

Sorry, I just can’t stop laughing.. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa…

Ooops. Sorry, Mr. Jonas.. Hehehehehehe.

I’m seriously blogging… Serious!

Hmm. I haven’t seriously blogged in a long time. I’d try to, anyway. So here it goes…

About myself.

Hari ini bolos kuliah. Hehehe. Ya ya, I know, setelah berkoar2 ga mau rugi karena dah bayar, toh hari ini bolos juga. =P Males ah lagian. Mata kuliahnya adalah Pendidikan Agama, which is karena masih minggu pertama pasti belon ada pelajaran, terus selanjutnya mata kuliah Kalkulus Responsi yang katanya sih ngga bakalan ada, so what’s the point waking up early to arrive there at 07.30 then leave at 09.10? Puh-Leeeeeezzzz.
Ngomong2 kalkulus, jadi inget belon bikin PR kalkulus.. Oh have i told u how much I hate calculus?
Belon lagi PR Matriks dan Transformasi Linear yang tentang eliminasi Gauss-Jordan. (ga tau kan? Ga usah nanya. Saya males jelasin. Google aja. =P)
Eh baru inget. Yang Eliminasi Gauss-Jordan alias GJ dah selesai deeeey.

Nah, karena bolos, gw bangun jem 11 siang, bales dendam setelah beberapa hari bangun jam 6 gara2 semua kuliah mulai jam setengah 8. Bah. And then i feel like undergoing another seem-to-be-endless holiday again. What a wonderful time.. Hmmmm.. Hehehehehehehheeheheh.

I visited my old high school today. Oh okay, correction. Lebih tepat mengunjungi para penjual makanan di luar pagar sekolah karena mank ultimate purposenya adalah beli mie ayam langganan. (hanya 5rb rupiah, dengan fitur lengkap! Halah. Manknya hape kali yey) And it was soooooooo hooooooooottttttt. It was already 3.00 P.M, for goodness sake! And the sunshine just went biting my skin. Yew. I haaaaaaate Jakarta’s heat! yew.

Banyak orang nanya kenapa saya mau-maunya kuliah di uph. Katanya sih wasting time. Well, saya bilang, karena saya ga mau rugi, toh dah bayar. (u know it). Tapi sebenernya ada alasan laen. Kan lumayan belajar dikit2 dulu sebelon berangkat. apalagi belajarnya masih dalam bahasa indonesia. Biarpun semua sesi kuliah gw lewatin dengan merem-melek, toh yang penting ada yang nyangkut2. Entahlah nanti di SMU. Apa gw bakal merem-melek juga ya? Kalo emang semua kuliah ngebosenin kayak gini, males kuliah ah.

My grandfather (from mother’s side) entered the emergency room today. Ma said it was because of his high sugar level. (my grandpa is diabetic, and so is my mum, and will I be diabetic also??? Oh no. i’m scaring myself.) I still don’t know how he’s doing… Hope u’re fine, kung kung…

Hari ini gw ikut trial les bahasa mandarin di daerah grogol sono. Lumayan sih ngajarnya, tapi the place just turned me off. I just didn’t get the ambience. Halah. Gaya banget sih bahasanya. Intinya, kalo pake majas eufemisme, tempatnya kurang bagus.
Lumayan nih. gw bisa ngomong dikit sekarang. wo de jia zai jelambar…
Huahauhauhahauahu.
Tapi apa gunanya ikut les sekarang? Bentar lagi berangkat S’pore gitu.. Harusnya mah dari dulu-dulu yak.
Eh, tapi ngomong2, saya merasa lidah saya cukup lentur loh buat belajar bahasa baru (ok, not so new) seperti mandarin. Apa karena saya ethnically Chinese? Ato emang gift dari sononya? Oh ya, saya ngerasa bahwa kecepatan saya dalam menangkap Mandarin beda jauh sama pas belajar Inggris. Hehehehehe. Tambah tua, tambah lemot kali yak? Hiks. Saya kan masih mudaaaaaaaa.

About the surroundings ( i should try to write the indonesian instead. Hahaha)

Whoa. The government has been sued! Because they can’t provide good education. We’re talking about the National Examination (aka UN) here. Whoa whoa whoa. Darlings, I know you’re upset and disappointed and whatever the thesaurus for that, but i think this is too much. Emangnya dengan menuntut mereka kalian bakal lulus gitu? Bakal tiba2 dicap lulus? I know you have a beautiful dream about how Indonesian education will change to a very good one, dan bahwa pendidikan Indonesia bakal sangat maju, but please trust me, it ain’t gonna work. Given the situation of Indonesia, and the fact about the people (should I elaborate?), nay nay nay. You gotta wait for centuries for such a change.

earthquake, earthquake, earthquake! When will this end? I hope these disasters won’t be taken as advantage by greedy people to make profit, disguised as “Program Amal” or whatever the name is. (oh please, you know it’s happening)
To the victims and the left ones, please accept my condolences….

Datz all for today, i guess…
i know i’m losing my humour and my witty opinions, but well, still, thank you for reading.

ovulation time

I hate my ovulation time. It made me wanting food like crazy. I just eat eat eat and eat. And I got tempted sooooo easily. Ooohh puh-leeeeeez…
Maybe that’s some kind of hormone rise or wutteva it is called.
So, my future husband, whoever u will be, get ready to make your child when I start to eat like there’s no tomorrow.

Derz been so much things happening in Indonesia lately, but I’m juz not in da mood to talk about it.  Well yeah, i guess i’m losing the old me. When I used to read newspapers and then told everyone what i was thinking via this blog. 
It’ s just… I got no mood at all.

My study at UPH goes smoothly. A lot of people have been questioning why on earth am I still in UPH?
Well, I’ve paid that damn money-sucker, darlings. And I won’t let them get the profit from me. And I don’t want to lose a chance to try cuisines cooked by genuine foreign cooks. I mean it. They imported cooks/chefs (gee I made the chefs sound like some goods). So I paid 33 million rupiahs to get UPH new chefs. Isn’t that just great?

Long live your greed, UPH… Hahahaha. 

first day at college… hmmm.. yes, college!

Yeah, darlings.
Today I attended lectures at UPH. Not much. Just an introductory to Information Technology.
And it ended up to be an introductory to the whole class.
Whoa. I’ve never seen so much boys. Noisy boys. Rrrreeeaaalllly noisy.
There are 39 folks (is it?) in the class, and only 6 of them are girls! (including me)
Oooh. Time to shine your charm, SYlv.
*getok diri sendiri* whaddaheck were you thinking?????

Halah. Enuff, enuff.

Anyway, after I got home, then my auntie soon approached me and said my mum, again, approved me to go to SMU.

Ini namanya sih ngerepotin. F**k.

Dia nyari tmpt tinggal, dan milih yang mahal. Ah. And she was the one complaining bout the fees? Gah. I know it’s expensive but got all in. food, room service, laundry, ironing. What? You think that’s a hotel? I thought so. But it ain’t.

Padahal gw milih tempat di mana gw bisa mandiri. Kata nyokap gw “Lo mana bisa ngerjain itu semua sendiri???”. Yeah, so what the hell happened with the term “trying”, ma??

Yew yew yew. I’m sssooo having a headache.

Geoffrey! Geoffrey! if you see this post, please contact me.. i lost ur number.. Haven’t saved it yet but I deleted ur message…

time to go…

:::HIDDEN:::

Have you got something hidden?

Beneath your bed?
Inside your drawer?
Inside your wardrobe?

Or… Inside yourself?

You don’t want people to know about it.

But how if they know about your hidden thing

without even knowing that it’s yours?

Kinda exciting, don’t you think so?

It’s more exciting when you know that they know about your thing but they don’t have any idea that it’s yours.

Seeing people being fooled. By yourself.
And they don’t even know it.

Ain’t that interesting?

*wink wink*

Kabarnya si silpih

Sylv setelah berhari-hari merantau di negeri orang….
*bleagh*

Masih, saya masih secantik ini…

*digetok*

Tapi…

• Betis jadi mengencang dan tambah padat *suit suittttt!!* hasil jalan-jalan ampe mampus di Pulau Pinang (aka Penang), Orchard Road, Bugis Junction, dan tidak lupa berdiri non-stop di dalam MRT melewati 7 sampai 8 stasiun sekaligus. Kadang malah lebih. (tepuk tanganlah saudara2.. hiks) Belon lagi musti jalan kaki ke terminal ato stasiun. Huaaa.
• Bahasa Inggris saya yang mengalun nan indah (apa seeeh) mulai terkontaminasi! “I don want lah, too expensive!” “Wo bu yao, cheaper lar!” (maap gw males nulisin nada2 phoneticnya) “This bus pass Siglap Road or not?” “Aiyo, don’t 15 dollar lar, 10 lar!” …………………………………………………………….dan masih banyak contoh lainnya.. sigh
• Saya jadi merasa tinggal di Indonesia tuh enak banget. Negara suka-suka! Mau buang sampah di tengah jalan? Mang gw pikirin. Mau nyebrang di tengah jalan pas traffic lagi kenceng? Ya sono. Mau ngeludah di pinggir jalan? Sebodo amat. Toh ga bakal didenda 5000 S$ (kira2 ekuivalen dengan Rp 30.000.000,00).
• Koleksi baju branded, terutama yang namanya GIORDANO bertambah. Lagian sale gila2an sih! (kok malah nyalahin..) bayangkan.. Print-tee yang di Indonesia bisa berharga 100rban lebih, di sana dijual hanya dengan harga 9 S$! (+/- Rp 54.000,00). Bahkan crew-neck-tee dijual dengan harga 5 items for S$ 20! Baju2 OP hanya S$ 8-15. Bwah. Gimana bisa ga kalap belanjanya…

Yah. Kira2 begitu aja sih summarynya. Ga ada ide lagi sih. Hehehehe.

Ohya, karena gw pergi menemani sebuah choir, rasanya ga adil kalo gw ga menulis tentang mereka.. Huahahaha.

The concerts went great! Despite the so-not-in-place sound in Penang (stupid soundman!) and few off-pitch tunes.. But who cares! All we cared about was the amount fo the clapping.. Yea clap your hands guyz! Clappp!

Gah. I dunno what to say more. Maybe I’ll tell u all the details (but not the elaborate details) next time. C i a o!

greetings from KL!

Hello guys, sorry haven’t updated for a long while.. As you all have known, I’m on a journey to Malaysia and Singapore… Sekarang gw dah ada di Kuala Lumpur dan besok bakalan moving ke Singapur… Cerita lebih lengkap menyusul, gw ga punya waktu banyak bwt ngetik, ini aja numpang di internetnya gereja.. Huahahahaha…

Now lemme tell you the BIG news!!!

My mother has approved to let me enter SMU!!!

Call it a miracle. Mukjizat. Whatever…….

Yang jelas sekarang gw dah boleh!!!

Ntar setelah gw pulang, langsung deh beres2, berangkat lagi dey! Huehehehehehehe..

Ntar kpn2 nulis lagi!